SMART NEST LAB
Welcome to the lab.
Every experiment I build, live in one place. Some are useful. Some are just fun. All of them beat paying GoDaddy twenty-two bucks a month for a landing page.
Krang, but make it Ary.
From the scooter reels: an animated me in full Krang mode, jumping on the Apollo Go, with Bean running the controls from the brain hatch in the stomach. She steers, I take the credit.
Travel Adventures
Pics and video from everywhere the lab has been. Weird museums, underground spots, food worth the flight.
See the trips →Scoot Adventures
Apollo Go diaries. Commute clips, the Krang saga, and the ongoing quest for more views.
Watch the rides →House Transformation
Before and after the construction I did on the house. Drag the slider, witness the glow-up.
See the transformation →Stupid Dog Shit
Bean the half-dachshund half-min-pin menace and Brunch the golden retriever bully mix, both girls, both idiots. Documented for science.
See the idiots →Treat Dash
Play as Bean or Brunch. Catch the falling treats, dodge the broccoli. Cheesy, free, no refunds.
Insert coin →Brunch's Great Escape
Brunch stole a scooter. Officer Bean is in pursuit. Jump the hydrants, grab the treats, do not get arrested.
Start fleeing →Bean: Thick Edition
Classic snake, except every treat makes Bean wider. Brunch watches from the sidelines, deeply ashamed.
Start feeding →WebSq
Operations launcher for Webster Square. Work orders, bike log, parking, HVAC diagnosis, vendors, residents. One tile grid to run a building.
Open WebSq →Flyer Studio
Type a prompt, get a board-ready flyer. Five templates, zero design skills required. Currently being wired up.
Scoot Stats
Every Apollo Go commute, visualized. Miles, battery curves, bike-lane coverage, and the ongoing quest for more views.
Print Farm
Bambu Lab output: tool accessories, pet gear, miniature buildings, and whatever the printers feel like today.
Building Twin
Full 3D model of Webster Square plus the original construction photo archive. Currently runs from the office machine, moving to the cloud soon.
Minutes Bot
Six years of board meeting minutes, searchable by chat. Ask it anything about Webster Square history.
Next experiment
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SLOT OPEN